I’m 26 years old.
I’m eating nachos for dinner at 10:00pm.
I’m not married and I didn’t have to put any children to bed tonight.
I’m I__this__I close to landing my dream job.
I’ve spent the last two days selling $11,000 worth of shoes.
And this is good.
it’s not that brahms makes you forget the rest of the world
it’s not that brahms transports you to another world
brahms makes you feel as if the whole world is inside your soul
and you’re going to burn to pieces from too much everything
They saw the chance. They took the chance.
the white house made a mean girls reference on twitter and taco bell played off of it and tyler oakley posted a screencap of it on tumblr, this is it, these are the End Times as foretold in the Dead Sea Scrolls, the ouroboros has consumed itself entirely and disappeared and grown twice as large simultaneously,
We could all gain something from meditating on these words:
God, Help me to not be basic:
To not re-pin any wedding-related posts on Pinterest when I’m not even engaged yet,
To not post on Facebook about how excited I am for pumpkin spice season,
To not keep reloading my Snapchat feed to see if he’s opened it yet,
To not invite my loved ones to play Candy Crush
To not make a duck face.
Help me to anticipate the shade that will be thrown at me
To read myself before others read me;
And in those moments when bitches be triflin’
Grant me the fortitude to not Tweet song lyrics vaguely related to that particular situation.
In your name we pray: